Sauce of the Earth

I had the weirdest dream last night.  I was hanging out with Jesus, and he kept saying, “You are the sauce of the Earth.”

And I would respond by lifting my fisted hands above my head in celebration and loudly announcing my favorite sauce.  “RANCH,” I would enthusiastically respond.

Now that I’m awake, I’m not even sure ranch is a sauce…

Also, at some point last night, my wife and I were both stirring.  She wrapped her arm around me, spoon-style.

I responded to her sign of affection with a groggy, “Boo-Yah!”
She reciprocated with a very sleepy “Heeeeey-oooo.”

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