some call it gluttany…

I call it emrgency preparedness.  By 8:30 AM I’ve already eaten a full days worth of calories.  If food becomes very scarce between now and lunchtime, I will be in a much better position to survive the famine than all of you “healthy eaters.”  booyah.

5 comments to some call it gluttany…

  • Haha, thats great. What did you eat for breakfast that fulfilled a days worth of calories?

  • Tara

    I'm am equally intrigued by what one could eat in one meal that would be a full days worth of calories…please tell me it was icecream (a whole gallon?).

  • Well, for Breakfast #1, I split a frozen ham, egg, & cheeze sandwich with my wife. When I got to work, I had a donut, and a large bowl of fruit. THEN for lunch, I had at least 2 LARGE SERVINGS of lasagna, french bread, & salad. It's 5:00 and I'm still way overstuffed from lunch. blech.

  • well, by the end of the day all of us healthy eaters will probably eat you…fatty.

  • Melanie says: "SSSHHH.. whatever. HE's a healthy eater. Who's he kidding?"