14 May 2012 at 10:43 PM  Summertime.
Oh yeah, that’s what we like to call summertime!
14 May 2012 at 6:00 PM Huzzah! New question in the inbox!
This question comes from Liz Becker, who is almost certainly a robot. However, since I have a long-standing policy of responding to all questions asked on ReubensCube if I feel like it, I think I should respond. Here’s the question:
I really like your blog. Please let me know if you would accept paid guest posts on reubenscube.net. If so, what are your guidelines?
Now, I don’t expect to hear back from Ms. Becker, since she is a robot. However, I imagine there are a few folks out there wondering how they can get themselves published on ReubensCube. Well, here’s the deal. For a small fee, I will allow you to publish 500-1000 words on ReubensCube.
Potential post titles include:
- Why would one banana grab another banana?
- A brownish area, with points
- It’s never the ones you hope
- I shall duck behind that little garbage car
- Get rid of the Seaward
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13 May 2012 at 10:35 PM Huzzah! A couple new questions in the inbox! Both are anonymous.
First question:
Can you find the postsecret with a picture of the SLC temple with the words “I am so afraid God is sexist” or something of that nature written across the front and post it? I saw it in a postsecret book confessions on life, death and God a few years ago. One of my favorite LDS postsecrets.
It sounds like a good secret. I don’t have the book, but if someone sends me a scan, I’d love to add it to the collection.
Second question:
What is your theory on why Mormons are so cheap?
-a sometimes cheap mormon
It’s because Mormons deeply believe in avoiding all forms of consumerist society.
eh, wait… no, that might not be it…
It’s because they have so many babies.
No, for real, though. Are Mormons any cheaper than everyone else? I dunno. Maybe after they pay 10% of their money to the church as tithing they don’t have as much money left for discretionary spending as other people. Maybe they just look cheap because they never have bar tabs to pay. Or maybe it’s really the babies. Or maybe because a good portion are single-income families. Actually, I think there really is something to the anti-consumerism idea.
What do you think readers? Are Mormons cheap? If so, why?
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6 May 2012 at 10:09 PM Today was a big day for KP, my 11-month-old daughter. She got to ride facing forward in the box bike for the first time. Previously, she would always ride in her car seat, facing backwards, like this:
 KP in Box Bike
But today, check out this big kid:
 KP Looks to the Future
No car seat, forward facing. Neat, huh?
Turns out, the view from the handlebars isn’t quite as great. I used to be able to directly see her face. Now, I just see the top of her head.
 KP's Wind-blown hair.
But now I get to see her turning her head back and forth, checking out the world. I get to watch her hair dancing in the wind. I get to watch her hang her elbow out over the edge of the box, looking casual.
Yes, there will be much evening cycling this summer.
6 May 2012 at 12:20 AM Regular readers will recall that I am trying to collect all entries in the PostSecret project that explicitly reference Mormonism. You can see the other Secrets I’ve collected here. If you have any entries that are not in my collection, please let me know.
 I've been out of the closet for years, but I have to keep my boyfriend a Secret because he's a BYU student.
5 May 2012 at 4:07 PM This past weekend, Mel and I decided to continue our exploration by foot of the Minnesota River Valley. This time, we found a new part of the Minnesota Valley National Wildlife Refuge (MVNWR) to stomp through, although, still within the Long Meadow Lake Unit Park (same as last time). This time, we started at the MVNWR headquarters building in Bloomington near the Mall of America, where the Fish & Wildlife service has a pretty substantial building, which includes a neat overlook platform.
 Minnesota Valley Wildlife Refuge Visitors Center
 Minnesota Valley Wildlife Refuge Overlook Platform
Here’s a map of our route for the day, a total of just over 4 miles. We had wanted to walk all the way to TH-77 and back, but only made it to the part of the trail we referred to as “the nipple”.
View Larger Map
This trail is pretty cool, and is a nice, easy walk. For the most part, we didn’t see anyone else there the entire time. Most of the people we saw were on Mountain Bikes. Here’s some pics.
 Minnesota Valley Wildlife Refuge - cool trail, huh?
 Prairie & Bloomington
 Weirdos
 Our Chief Navigation Officer was easily distracted by string cheese.
 That's the Minnesota River in the Background.
 Awww...
Ok, that’s it. If it would stop raining this weekend, we’d go walk the rest of the trail. Next time, we’ll start at TH-77 and work our way back to “the nipple”.
29 April 2012 at 9:52 PM  Seating is Available in Excess
So many empty seats, yet she chooses the floor…
23 April 2012 at 7:00 AM  Fuel Efficient Parking Only
This exists, apparently. Seems arbitrary.
Which needs to be efficient – the vehicle, or the driver?
This is an unnecessarily large parking space for a bicycle.
22 April 2012 at 9:00 PM Huzzah! a couple of new questions in the inbox! Both of these were submitted anonymously, probably not by the same person. Here’s the first one:
DO YOU LIKE PIE
YES THEY ARE MY FAVORITE CHARTS, ALTHOUGH I THINK SCATTER IS A VERY FRIENDLY DATA PRESENTATION METHOD AS WELL. Remember one of my favorite pie charts from a few years ago?
I really liked your post about parenting guilt. How are you doing with that? Any hints for other new parents?
Sigh, I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m glad you liked the post. I haven’t made much progress here. I still worry about whether I’m giving her enough time, food, love, effort, etc. I’m positive I don’t read to her enough. I never brush her teeth (either of them). I worry that I’m rattling her brains in the box bike. Despite all this, I know that feeling guilty about any of this is not useful or productive, but it’s hard to not feel like I should be doing more.
She looks happy, though, right?
 If I knew how to do an ASCII heart, I'd do it here.
As far as advice for other parents, try dangling them upside down. Kids love that.
 dangling toddler
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22 April 2012 at 8:05 PM  encroachment
It’s a wheel chair obstacle course out here. Good luck.
Maybe this is “traffic calming” for pedestrians.
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