My childhood is returning.
My childhood is returning.
Ok, I finally pulled my ass off the couch long enough to do something useful. Or at least long enough to make a mess.
So we’ve got this basement, right? And it’s mostly just a place to store stuff. It hasn’t seen any investment in a long time, so it’s starting to look a little ragged. Previous owners had painted the concrete block walls and some of the interior walls, but it’s all yellowing, dingy, flaking, and pretty unsightly. Also, it’s just not very well organized. There are shelves, but not the right kinds, and not where we want them. Other spaces are undefined and not particularly useful.
Our goal with this project is pretty much just to paint everything, probably build a few new shelves while we’re at it, right? We have too much crap laying around to do the whole basement at once, so we’ll have to do it one room at a time. We’ll start in the storage room. It’s a decent sized room. Almost too big. Big enough that if you don’t have stuff stacked up in the middle of the room you feel like you’re wasting space. When we built our garage, a lot stuff ended up in the basement that should be in the garage, and a lot of it hasn’t made it’s way back out to the garage again yet. First we just had to haul all the stuff out. It’s just stuffed around in other places of our basement, which is now mostly unusable because of crap.
Ok, on to the pictures. Here’s what our basement looks like full of useless stuff.
After we had all the stuff moved out, we heavily debated what to do about the massive shelves. They are as sturdy as 200 elephants, but the wall behind them was in pretty rough shape. We wouldn’t be able to do a great job painting the wall with them in place, so we decided they needed to come out. We salvaged a lot of the lumber to use elsewhere. Anyway, the basic tasks here were as follows:
Here are some before-and-afters. More accurately, these are still in-progress shots since we don’t have the final coat of paint on any of it yet. The “before” shots are also after we’ve already brushed, vacuumed, and scrubbed the walls.
Really brightens up the space, huh? Even after three coats of the heavy paint, the walls are still yellowing a bit. Maybe we shouldn’t have gone with white paint? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Next steps are to finish painting the walls, scrub the floor, paint the floor, then build some new shelving in here. Stay tuned.
Ok, last time I wrote about the basement bathroom mini-project, I said I was going to have this project all wrapped up by Christmas. HAHAHA. That is hilarious. Now that it is February, we are just about done. As a recap, I wanted to spruce up our crazy scary toilet-in-the-corner-of-the-basement bathroom, but I didn’t want to spend any money on it, and I didn’t want to do things correctly either.
The biggest challenge we were facing in this room was that the toilet constantly rocked on the floor because the floor is one of the most unlevel floors I’ve ever seen. This room is about 5×8 and there’s probably 3 inches of slope throughout. So how to go about setting the toilet on the unlevel concrete floor without going through the effort of actually leveling the floor?
Here’s a couple pics of the toilet to give you a sense of how unlevel the floor is:
Turns out, when I leveled the toilet, I needed exactly one carpenter’s pencil jammed in on it’s side as a shim in the front corner. Actually, when I got to this point, I almost said “well, let’s just leave that pencil right where it is then and call it a day.” But I am not a savage. Plus, I wanted the pencil back. I decided to try and use some quick-dry concrete underneath the toilet base to fill the gap.
So with the toilet in place, I used the pencil to draw the outline of the toilet base on the floor.
Then I flipped the toilet over, and spread cling wrap loosely across the bottom of the toilet base (stay with me here…).
Next, I mixed up some quick-drying concrete, and slopped it on the floor about 1.5 inches deep on top of the toilet base outline on the floor.
Quickly thereafter, I smashed the cling-wrapped toilet base into the wet concrete, keeping it level as I pressed it down (do not use a wax ring for this step).
I let it dry for 15 minutes, then used a knife blade to cut off the excess concrete. I made a vertical cut as close to the toilet base as possible, leaving only the concrete that was actually under the toilet base.
Come back a day later, and pull the toilet off. The cling wrap will keep the concrete from sticking to the ceramic toilet. Discard the cling wrap. This is what you’re left with – it’s a perfect mold of the underside of the toilet base, and a level base to install the toilet.
Reinstall the toilet as usual, this time using the wax ring. The toilet will set on the mold of itself that you just created. Bolt it down to the flange as usual. Finally, I just painted the concrete to match the floor.
From a couple feet away, you can’t even tell the concrete is there. The toilet is solid and level. I’m calling this a success. I realize this is a little bit of an unorthodox method of installing a toilet, but whatever. It’s working. I don’t think the bond between the original floor and the mold is that strong, so if this ends up failing, I expect a few hits with a hammer and this will all come right off and I’ll be right back where I started. Let’s call this an experiment. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Anyway, with that finished, I put a final coat of paint on the floor and completed a finishing touch or two. A little spray foam in the joist bays, and ripping out the old wires for the defunct alarm system & it’s looking pretty good. I love this open-joist look!
Anyway, I’m calling this project dunzo. Someday I might get around to painting these terrible folding doors, but probably not. More than likely I’ll just sit on my ass.
Back in January of 2011, I posted a picture of my wife and me standing back behind the frozen Minnehaha Falls. I think I’ve been back nearly every year, but I haven’t always taken pictures. Since the purpose of this blog is pretty much just to prove to everyone (but mostly myself) that my ass does actually leave the couch once in a while, I figured an update was in order.
The falls weren’t as spectacular as they’ve been in years past, but the trademark glowing blue ice forms didn’t disappoint.
If you’ve never been to Minnehaha Falls in the winter, you should definitely check it out.
Our house has a crummy little bathroom in a corner of the basement. We decided to try and spruce it up a bit. We didn’t want to spend significant time or money on this, so we consider this mostly just a band-aid project.
The bathroom is not original to the house, it was added sometime later, the key giveaway being that you can see where the original concrete basement floor was busted up to run the new drain pipes under the slab. It was patched particularly poorly. The completely uneven floors are very problematic, and are the primary reason we pursued a band-aid, rather than something we could really be proud of.
I wrote about this bathroom once before. When we bought the house in 2011, the electrical panel was located in the bathroom, and we were required to relocate it. We had to mess around with the electrical a bit more that one time we built a garage. When we started this project in mid-November, this is what the bathroom looked like:
The walls were an unlovely sky blue, with shit (literally?) splattered all over them. There were no base mouldings anywhere in the room. There used to be a drop ceiling, and I despise drop ceilings, so it came out and revealed a lot of unsightly stuff, including the tops of the drywall which were poorly finished and uneven.
Here is a hole in the drywall where the electric panel used to be.
The first order of business was to patch this hole in the drywall, and install a jamb extension on the door to remove a weird jog in the wall and to allow mouldings to cover gaps around the doorway. We also threw a coat of primer on all the walls.
I talked my wife into giving the open joist look a shot, which means we won’t be putting a new ceiling in here, we’re just going to expose all the ugliness, clean it up as best we can, and go with it. I mentioned more about this strategy when I wrote about painting the other room in our basement. But I did really want to install base and crown moulding to finish off the walls nicely.
Here is our progress so far. All the mouldings have been installed and have one coat of paint. The crown mouldings we’re using are really just identical to our base mouldings but upside down.
It took a lot of messing around to get the mouldings on, with the floors so wonky, and with goofy things like the pipe sticking out of the corner in the middle of the base moulding. Still left to do is to finish painting, clean up the wires (many of which will just be removed), paint the floor, & reinstall the toilet. Hopefully we’ll wrap this project up before Christmas.
Huzzah! Another question in the inbox! This one was asked anonymously. In June.
I do not pride myself on my prompt responses.
Here’s the question:
Good question. How did I get to be so cool? My wife asks me that every day. I still don’t know the answer.
Just kidding! Rule number one of family blogging is that you only write about the good things. We do terrible things all the time, I just don’t write about it because I want everyone to think my life is perfect. Sometimes something really unfortunate happens, like a trip to the Mall of America, but a search of this blog will find you only one recorded instance of visiting this level of hell. Same with IKEA. My secrets are secret.
And don’t ever take kids to malls unless you’re just going to let them play on the little indoor playground things while you sleep or something.
Now, an important announcement.
This Ask Me Anything!!! thing has been fun. The ask me anything tag has 93 posts attached to it (including this one), and some of those posts had more than one question. It’s been a good time, but this will be the last ask me anything post. Sorry to break this to you on a weekend…
I just really need to focus on my art right now.
Encyclopedic readers will recall that back in April 2012 I announced that My wife and I were on a quest to explore the labyrinth of soft-surface trails within the Minnesota River Valley. The valley has always intrigued me because it’s a mile-wide swath of undeveloped space full of wetlands, the river, lakes, and power plants. Pretty much every branch of the government at all levels that has anything to do with parks, trails, or wildlife has their fingers in this valley in one form or another. You can read about our other attempts to explore the valley here.
Here’s where we walked:
OK, now for some pics. It was a grey (yes I spell it with an “e” because it looks greyer) day, and I loved the views out across Long Meadow Lake of the Old Cedar Avenue Bridge and the Black Dog Power Plant.
The trail was pretty cool. It’s marked NO BIKING ON TRAIL, but clearly people are biking on it. I was wondering if we would encounter any bikes down there, and if so, if it was ok for people to walk down there as well or if the mountain bikers were a bit territorial about the space. We encountered one bike. He did not show much interest in slowing down as he passed me and my children on the narrow trail corridor, but he also did not punch me in the gut or anything like that.
Anyway, here’s a bunch of pictures of me and my kids and the trail.
Well, we only made it out into the valley once in 2013. Maybe we’ll try again next year.
Hey guys check out this thing I made. It’s a table:
It is a “Farmhouse Table” as named by Ana White. Ana first posted the plan set for her Farmhouse Table back in 2009. It caught my eye back then as something I could easily do myself (especially with the help of her cut sheet), but I never got around to it and then forgot about it. Then Ana posted the updated version of the plan in 2012, which brought it back to the front of my mind. Well… that, and the fact that every single house blogger I follow via RSS is also building their own farmhouse table.
Seriously, everyone is doing it. Go ahead and check. Google “Farmhouse Table” and see what comes up. I’ll wait.
See what I’m saying? I had to jump on the bandwagon. This table is more or less Ana White’s design, but with a few minor changes.
Right now some of you are thinking “Damn, Reuben! You built yourself a fine ass table. I bet it was way cheaper than buying one and yours will probably last way longer, too.” You are wrong. You do not know how many poor decisions I can make throughout the course of a project like this.
The table is entirely cedar, which means at least two things:
Cedar is a great, but for something like this, we probably could have gotten more or less the same look and feel using pine and paid a lot less for the lumber. This table is definitely sturdy. If there is an earthquake, I’m huddling all of my family under this table. But cedar is soft. It’s gonna take my toddler about 6 months to completely bash the top of the table. Once she figures out that slamming the end of her fork on the table top will leave “fun little holes”, this thing is doomed.
Other than that, I’m pretty happy with it and proud of my handiwork. There are a few flaws that seasoned woodworkers will notice immediately, but most people won’t notice. It’s comically oversized for our house and our chairs, but that is typical of things I build.
Well, that’s what I’ve been up to recently. How about you?
Last weekend, some of you may have seen that I posted the following photo on Twitter:
This is 12 cubic yards of top soil, dumped on my front yard, waiting to be spread across the yard to fill in all the low spots and to make sure that water would drain away from the foundation rather than towards it. KP had a blast nibbling away at it.
My wife and I worked all Friday afternoon and evening, and most of the day Saturday, but we finished it up.
Here’s what the yard looks like now:
Our lot is so flat, that most of the positive drainage away from the foundation is subtle at best, but we just don’t have any other options. It will have to do.
Here’s a nice before and after that demonstrates our progress pretty well. Back in 2012, I posted about doing some work on the flower beds in front of the house. I posted the following picture – notice how much of the stone pavers are showing. At least 6″ – Maybe 8″.
Then a couple weeks ago I posted some photos of the new concrete walkways, and pointed out how high the new walkway was poured compared to the ground and the pavers. Notice that the pavers are just totally eclipsed by the walkway, and the front edge of the concrete is completely visible.
Now here’s a similar angle after spreading all the new top soil around. Notice we removed the pavers (and stacked them up next to the house since they weren’t doing much anymore now anyway. Also notice that we’ve completely backfilled around the walkway.
Again, the drainage is subtle, but it’s all we can do without either raising the house up, or lowering the street elevation, neither of which is going to happen.
Oh yea, I also pulled a muscle and can barely move my arm now, lol.
Anyone following me on twitter saw the following two tweets from me last Friday:
Well, here’s the whole extended story. Grab some popcorn.
Friday was one hell of a day. I was sick half the day and spent all afternoon trying to figure out if I was going to leave work early or not. But I thought about it too long and just spent the whole afternoon watching my cube spin in circles.
Mel and I had been planning on waking up early Saturday morning and heading out for the North Shore for a camping trip, since our son CH is over 3 months old and hasn’t been yet, but I was feeling lousy and didn’t think it was gonna happen. I fell asleep around 8:00 PM and slept through till around 9:00 AM the next morning. I woke up feeling great, though, so we loaded up the car anyway and started driving north, despite the fact that it was raining.
We felt a little dumb going camping in the rain, but we knew if we didn’t go for it this weekend it wasn’t going to happen at all this year.
Well, I thought I was over the fever, but it returned with a vengeance right around Duluth. Compound that with the fact that it was still raining, and camping was looking pretty unattractive. Left with a few hours to kill, we hit up the Great Lakes Aquarium, which probably would have been better had it not been spinning around in circles. I’m pretty sure that for at least a few minutes, my daughter KP was running around on some indoor slide while I was slumped over a fake log.
But then, the fever actually did break, and the rain stopped. Next thing I know, I’m doing this:
And my wife was all like:
And the tent was like:
I was worried that sleeping was going to be a miserable time with a restless toddler kicking me in the gut over and over again, but nope. Smooth sailing. The kids were great and we were all just snuggled right in all night.
In the morning, we drove over to Eagle Mountain, the highest point in Minnesota, and hiked to the top. KP sat in her new “Special Backpack”.
Eagle Mountain is pretty underwhelming compared to some of the other great mountains out there to hike. At 2,301 feet above sea level, it almost qualifies as a foothill in most states. That being said, the hike was physically taxing, especially when lugging a two year old around on your back. I’ll admit, I pulled a few muscles and could barely walk the next day. I’m blaming the fever.
On the way home, we stopped off for a bit of sight seeing along the north shore.
OK. Well that’s the only thing I’ve done worth writing about in the past 6 months. How about you?